Patchwork Social
Treating broken relationships as code errors to be aggressively patched.
About
We fix broken machines and fractured social bonds on Mendel with aggressive re-scaffolding techniques, viewing interpersonal conflict as a bug in the social codebase. Our engineers obsessively re-engineer team dynamics until every relationship is perfectly patched and stable.
How it started
The firm emerged when a structural engineer accidentally 'patched' a rival's marriage by applying industrial scaffolding to a wedding cake, which surprisingly resolved the couple's issues and launched a new industry.